API
no-as-a-service
An API that returns random rejection reasons
Ever needed a graceful way to say "no"?
This tiny API returns random, generic, creative, and sometimes hilarious rejection reasons — perfectly suited for any scenario: personal, professional, student life, dev life, or just because.
Built for humans, excuses, and humor.
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API Usage
Base URL
/api/noMethod:
GETExample Request
GET /api/noExample Response
{
"reason": "This feels like something Future Me would yell at Present Me for agreeing to.",
"total_reasons": 0
}Use it in apps, bots, landing pages, Slack integrations, rejection letters, or wherever you need a polite (or witty) no.